jaclcfrost:

someonemayhavejust:

jaclcfrost:

sugar, we’re goin down [presses elevator button for a lower floor]

SWINGIN [ELEVATOR CABLE SNAPS]

this is

more than i bargained for

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heyfunniest:

sloth-grunge:

becoming self aware of your breathing and blinking is the worst thing

i hate you for this

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Guys I’m going to Disneyland this week and I’m going to ask Captain America if he fondues

glutenfreewaffles:

glutenfreewaffles:

Results to be posted.

SHIT. FUCK. I DID IT.

SO I WAIT FOR LIKE 45 MIN AND THEN I FINALLY GET TO MEET HIM RIGHT

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AND I’M LIKE

"STEVE, I HAVE ONE QUESTION FOR YOU"

and he’s like

"What is that ma’am?" 

And I said, “Do you fondue?”

AND I SWEAR TO GOD THIS GUYS FUCKING FACE

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BUT THE BEST PART IS THAT HE WAS LIKE

"You know… I didn’t know what that meant for awhile. But I guess the answer would have to be…. Yes.” 

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leo-arcana:

jetblueivy:

drive thru employeesimage definitely image do notimage get paidimage enoughimage forimage this image shitimage they are sick of your nonsenseimage

the last guy wasn’t even phased omg

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newcrystalcitysteel:

blackpoquedown:

fucking flawless omg

fucking praise dominos

(Source: iraffiruse)

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theawesomeadventurer:

evacu0:

theawesomeadventurer:

Look at my nails omfg

How did you take that photo?!?

theawesomeadventurer:

evacu0:

theawesomeadventurer:

Look at my nails omfg

How did you take that photo?!?

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bbenjaminn:

lincecumesque:

The most hardcore handshake of all time. 


Lmao this is beautiful

bbenjaminn:

lincecumesque:

The most hardcore handshake of all time. 

Lmao this is beautiful

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